Ninjas are currently surrounding your area, all carrying teddy bears stuffed to the brim with c4 explosives, and chocolate pudding. Slowly their outfits glow a bright pink and they explode into a fine neon green mist with a dash oregano. Then as if from out of nowhere, goats start to sing in unison the canadian national anthem, while tornados made ... See Moreof fruit gushers appear in the sky and transform the town into jello.
The town officials call an emergency meeting and discuss what it is they should do. Barney the Dinosaur, head of state stands and gives an elaborate speech of how Taco Bell is far superior to McDonalds. By the end of his speech the town is then inspired to try to stop the canadian singing goats and fruity tornadoes.
They stand hand in hand, feet in eggplant, and march off to battle. It is a bloody, and rather delicious battle, until only one is left standing. A small boy covered a perfect mixture of fruit gushers, blood and c4. And that my friends is how we got Spaghetti sauce. Longer though is the tale of the noodle, but that is for another day.
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Hehe, i'm glad you enjoyed your bedtime story young man =3